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WHOA: CHRIS COLFER KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT FAIRY TALES

Well, almost! The best-selling author of the Land of Stories series takes our “Grimm” challenge and comes out a champ. (Plus, bloopers!)

(Source: chriscolfernews)

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

Reblogged on 17 Jul 2014 from meltingangels
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sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

Reblogged on 17 Jul 2014 from thehogwartsunicorn
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danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS
WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE


danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS
WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE


danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS
WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE

danielbpc:

ermathursty:

ermathursty:

I may have achieved the best senior prank

I RALLIED 20 APUSH STUDENTS TO TIN FOIL AN ENTIRE CLASSROOM FOR HOURS ONE NIGHT AND I HAVE YET TO GET A NOTE ON THIS

WHAT DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO DO FOR SOME GODDAMN NOTES AROUND HERE

(Source: whereforeartthoucastiel)

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carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…

OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.

SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS

AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

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carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

carryonto221bmywaywardhomestuck:

kittenesque:

inothernews:

Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida.  Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."

"THE BAND PLAYS ON."

MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND

AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…

OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.

SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS

AND THE BAND PLAYS ON

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oh-totoro:

*sobs* Why am I not rich? *sobs more* I don’t care if I’m an adult male and would probably never get another girlfriend, I need this! So much! I wonder how much my kidneys are worth?

oh-totoro:

*sobs* Why am I not rich? *sobs more*

I don’t care if I’m an adult male and would probably never get another girlfriend, I need this! So much! I wonder how much my kidneys are worth?

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allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"
"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this
allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"
"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this
allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"
"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this

allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"

"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this

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iguanamouth:

image

i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.
crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home. Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.

crablouse:

crevangrietje:

typette:

imagine being a child escaping violence and terror, coming to a place everyone said was the promised land, then being greeted by rich and fat people telling you you aren’t allowed and are unwanted, literally outside of your bus. These people are fucking evil. The only thing I can truly not sympathize with is someone else’s lack of straight up human compassion. It boggles your mind to really see such people exist so close to home.

Ship them all to Canada.

If you don’t believe it, these white americans and racists stopped the kids from getting off the bus and forced the bus to get sent to another detention center because they refused to let them even unboard http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/01/raw-video-protesters-turn-back-dhs-buses-carrying-illegal-immigrants/

these people are pieces of smelly elephant shit, holy crap why am i so angry.

(Source: sandandglass)